If you are not ready for her to call you at 3 AM freaking out, if you cannot handle her at her worst, if you only crave for her curves and not her mind, if you cannot deal with her mood swings and if you want her just for sex stay the fuck away.Unknown (via jasfuckinq)
Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with shit you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored
shout out to all of the youngest children who received the minimal amount of attention because your parents were burned out and figured that if your older siblings turned out alright, then you’d probably get along okay-ish.
My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”
I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.
She hates flies.
I like the sound of your grandmother.
If you’re sad, add more lipstick and attack.Coco Chanel (via happy-absturz)
reblog if you hate 6th grade! the teachers are out to get you and everyone is changing :(
I just want to have a completely adventurous, passionate, weird life.Jeff Buckley, on moving to New York (via slayr)